Trooper Clerks

Trailer Credits

CAST in order of apperance

Trooper Dante	Kurt Allen
Trooper Randal	Russell Hatfield
DeathStar Gunner	Charles Nicolosi
GNK-PowerDroid	Kurt Allen
Imperial Officer 1	Charles Nicolasi
Biker Scout	Russell Hatfield
Greedo	Charles Nicolosi
Helmeted Guard 1	Jon Nail
Trooper Mosier	Carl Borders
Hockey Troopers	Jon Nail David Burns Kurt Allen
Helmeted Guard 2	Carl Borders
Irrate Royal Guard	Bernadette Johnson
Imperial Officer 2	Kurt Allen
Pringles officer	Charles Nicolosi
Coroner Officer	Bernadette Johnson
Trooper Jay	Jon Nail
Royal Guard Bob	David Burns
Protocol Droid	Kurt Allen

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Creative Concepts	Jeff Allen David Burns Bernadette Johnson
Director	Jeff Allen
Media 100 Editing	Brad Smith
Digital Consulting	Eddie Ketsler
Audio Consulting	Mark Moffit David Burns
Titles/Logos	David Burns Kurt Allen
Costumes and Props	Jeff Allen Kurt Allen Cathy Borders
Set Construction	Kurt Allen Jeff Allen
MouseBot Controller	Bernadette Johnson

Filmed on Location in Athens, Georgia at Classic City General Store The Video Library We'd like to thank Kevin Smith and George Lucas upfront for not taking our butts to court for using their creations in such a comical manner. This product is not to be sold anywhere at anytime in any fashion. If you see this trailer being sold in any manner please take the time to dismemebr the sales party and stretch their entrails across the open plains of Nebraska. Nebraska is a nice state but do not cross into Colorado fromn there. Coloradoans are very protective of their cattle. Do not tip their cattle over at night. It could hurt the bovine. Are they bovine if they're cattle? I dunno.. I do not have access to an encyclopedia at this time.This trailer is a spoof of a spoof of a spoof. So get spoofed. This trailer may be freely distributed to other parties if the original creator is asked first. Ask nicely and you'll be amased at what you'll receive. Good night and good luck to all in the future. Copywrite 1998 Jeff Allen